|"I'm acting prudently. "|
No; that's reckless endangerment.
"I would guess I'm being at least as prudent as you"
I've gone to the post office several times, and always wear a mask, even tho most of the time, I go early in the morning when it's closed. There are at least 2 businesses in town which won't let customers inside. I had to go to the clinic last week. The doors are locked, and they come outside to take a brief history and check temperatures before allowing patients to enter.
You're just a 3 year old child finding new and creative ways to defy your parents.