|Killing Spree in Sheboygan County, Wisconsin....................................|
AP Newswire - 06/01/2019
In the usually peaceful community of Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin there has been great turmoil recently as
Summer arrived. Insect Rights Activists have chimed in following a DNR and EPA report of diminished
insect counts along many back roads around Sheboygan County.
The DNR has shown that wherever a certain '33 Street Rod is driven, there is an immediate reduction in
the number of flying insects. Forensic Insect Pathologist Ralph "Creepie" Crawler said in a report released
to the public over Memorial Day Weekend that he has found significant scientific evidence of the FFR '33
Ford's killing spree.
While crowds of protesters surrounded his garage singing anti-bug-killing songs our AP Newswire reporter,
Slap Skeeter, was able to interview the car's owner. Tom "Terminal Velocity" Veale said there were no
malicious maneuvers used while piloting his '33 two tone Ford street rod on a 100 mile journey recently.
Instead he claims to be innocent of any and all wrongdoings.
Mr. Veale's claim is that there is a strange psychological manifestation occurring within the insect
community where they become despondent, and therefore suicidal. He claims that these deaths have
occurred not because of some plan of his own, but that the mass psychosis is leading to tragic reduction in
the bug populations.
We were able to obtain these spy photos showing the evidence of a blood bath. Remember this wholesale
slaughter took place in just 100 miles and that by Mr. Veale's own confession, he's driven this machine
nearly 12,000 miles already!
Please, keep small children protected from these graphic images!
They are very disturbing; viewer’s discretion is advised.......................
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