There's a real high school drama playing out right here at SI!
That fat guy, GRINDR Z-HOLE™ and his GF Horny_Beest, both BFF FatRumpLickers, have broken up!
Horny_Beest seems to be doing OK, perhaps a little confused and hurt by GRINDR Z-HOLE™'s sudden blowup and meltdown, but fat GRINDR Z-HOLE™ has totally lost his shit.
And he's plotting REVENGE!!!
This morning, in homeroom, he said:
I think she's going to be in for a very unpleasant surprise not far down the road... although, her unpleasant surprise will be a big treat for everyone else here... I won't say more until it begins to develop, it's being arranged, we'll see if we can get it set up here at SI, I believe SI will also love it...
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Yesterday, after school, he was so angry, he got into a fight!
he looks so much like the nurd I beat up in high school a few times... Message 32072567
People are saying he's been sniffing glue and drinking his dad's after-shave, so I'd caution everyone to be careful about interacting directly with him.
I'll let you know if I hear any more, gotta get out of here, I think I hear him coming now! |
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