|On St. Patty's day Riley was at his pub. He been drinking for a while when the bar tender said Riley, time for you to be head'n home.|
Riley goes to get off his stool wham lands right on the floor. He gets up, tooters a couple of steps and wham, right on his face. Tries a third time and falls right out the door onto the sidewalk. Well he just lives across the street so he crawls over, into the front door, and falls into bed.
Next morning his wife looks down at him and says So Riley you were out drinkin' last weren't ya.
Riley says how do you know?
Because you left your wheel chair at the pub.