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This just in: World to end Saturday May 21 2011! Actually, to be more accurate, the world will only end through the process of Judgment Day for non-believers Saturday and, if correct, the followers of the Word as preached by Gunther Von Harringa will remain in heaven on earth for the next 10000 years with Jesus.
It remains unreported if it is only his followers or all believers, which will be saved. It also unknown if there will or will not be beer in Heaven on earth and if there will be a Republic or State of Texas in the newly constituted heavenly world government.
See Ya’ll Sunday at services.
Richard and family.
Ps – Yes, I was copied on the email.
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