|Do I have this right?|
9/11 was a conspiracy amongst (NOT France, at least not in current paranoid conspiracy theories), US, Russia and Israel.
Russia provides Iran with nuclear material so the US and Israel will invade Iran. (sort of LOL - but yeah at least for the purposes of misleading readers of your paranoia)
Iraq was "invaded" to encircle Iran.
Yet - on the other hand - there is no conspiracy to control the world's food supply with cancer causing GMO products.
Hmmmmm - Also there is no conspiracy to change words in quoted passages to place blame and to point fingers at certain religions.