Mickey Mouse Divorce Petition.
In the State of California Mickey Mouse, vs. Minnie Mouse, a petition for divorce and dissolution of marital status.
(The Judge enters the court and speaks.)
[Judge] "We have before the court a petition for divorce by Mickey Mouse who wishes to divorce his wife of 80 years, Minnie Mouse. Mr Mouse, will you step forward?"
[Mickey] "Yes, sir judge, that's me. Here I am.!"
[Judge] "Well, Mr. Mouse, we acknowledge your petition and your desire to divorce your wife, Minnie, but you must understand that in the State of California the insanity of a spouse is not considered adequate grounds to issue a divorce decree. You state that your wife is crazy, but irrespective of that, we cannot look at that as a reason to issue a decree."
[Mickey] "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f-----g Goofy!"
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