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Pastimes : G&K Investing for Curmudgeons

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To: nosmo_king who wrote (9720)12/19/2000 8:03:53 AM
From: nosmo_king  Read Replies (8) of 22706
 
FAQ. Version 1. And there are no plans for updates. (Sincere apologies to Fred Manzo.)

1. Opening Statement: Welcome New Visitors to the Curmudgeon Thread, the Thread About Nothing.


Before beginning, we'd like to make 4 points:

First, consider going somewhere else. There's no hope for meaningful dialogue on this thread. Once you have been acclimated to this thread, all hope is lost.

Second, as the threader states (moron), the only thing off topic is rudeness. Unless of course you are a "thread elder/old fart" in which case, anything goes (see cApollo posts, and,:
siliconinvestor.com.

Third, please help us to learn more about you. Fill in your SI profile and provide personal and detailed insights into your life and interests. The old farts here need more fodder and their constant repetition of the same old topics is really becoming tiresome (see Apollo posts).

Let us know your true feelings:
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Fourth, this thread is meant to compliment the "main thread" (Gorilla and King Portfolio candidates), and is used by many of the same posters on that thread. It is often used to blow off steam or when things aren't going well with one's portfolio (see tekboy).

If you have a question, first check the header, or this message, and then, if you really think it's necessary, check with a seasoned curmudgeon at your own risk. I have no plans to help anyone. And if you’re wondering if you are a curmudgeon,:
siliconinvestor.com

Posters to this thread should have a firm grasp of advanced G&K metrics:
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...and of the “long-term-buy-and-hold” philosophy, typical of true G&K'ers portfolio (ignoring moment to moment movements in stock price):
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So, when the time comes, please post, and serve up some fresh meat.

2. Objective: There is no objective. Weren't you paying attention??

3. Index:
....1. Opening Statement (check, done)
....2. Objective (ditto)
....3. Index
....4. Definition of Terms
....5. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) (all of you)
....6. Common uses of the Thread
....7. Closing Statement.

Definition of Terms: (in no particular order)

Curmudgeon =1archaic: MISER 2: a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man; cuf’s favorite: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner."
Antonym: siliconinvestor.com
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Hermudgeon, et al:
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Discontinuous innovations (frontiers of technology):
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Gorilla Game Tribunal, with Judge DS, presiding: The People v. Uncle “Nostradamus” FranQ : (in January, it was funny, trust me)
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More from da Judge:
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Cuf’s turn:
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Remember, profanity is forbidden:
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Message 13885423
Message 14148209

Pink feather boa gal:
see cjazzesq

Catfight:
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Sympathy (for threadmates):
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More Curmudgeon Sympathy (aka, The softer side of DS):
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Humility:
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Da man:
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Da (always happy) man, rare curmudgeonliness:
Message 12303918

Did he really say that??
Message 13341868

Revenge:
Message 13485024

Medical discussions = tax deductions for
upgraded computer:

Message 13530741
Message 13957219
Message 13888892

Helpful suggestions for Mike’s computer problem:
Message 13945464

Market directions and investing:
Message 13833723
Message 14047326

Taking exception:
Message 13934873

The ultimate curmudgeon: cA, cDS or …:
Message 13892104

French 101: The opposite of water (trademarked by cDS, explained by
motorcycle man)
:
Message 14117270

Motorcycle man:
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Multilingual motorcycle man:
Message 14497884

Frequently asked questions (FAQ):

What is the Curmudgeon mantra?
Message 13728065

What’s a momo? (ref. also ET)
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and
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What is “the pot calling the kettle ‘black’”?
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What is a Theme Trader?
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What is the Curmudgeon Handshake?:
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Can’t say it in words?
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Message 13200997
Message 13221901
Message 14176773
Message 14302877
Message 13886202

…taking exception:
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Nice try, cJill:
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Who told Mike?
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How does one become knighted?:
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Common uses of the thread:
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Closing statement:
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