|How about I serve as arbitrator? I take in evidence your statement that,|
it's been bothering me for at least 30 years. If it stops bothering me, I might be better adjusted, and that could have benefits all around.
That's clearly a solicitation for services, desperately needed since you've been Sofa King We Todd It you haven't been able to find the lyrics over a 3 decade period.
Id provided a complete and accurate answer in 25 minutes, and despite the fact that you are no better adjusted, you owe him.
I rule in favor of Id, with punitive damages based on your tendency toward blatant bandhogging. In fact, we'll raise that to double damages since you've started to substitute profanity for wit, understandable though that may be.
As punishment, say "thanks" to Id. Then go to your room and listen to the following 20 times: