|since this has bothered you for 30 years, my bill will be retroactive...|
LOL! Very funny.
So, do I get a rebate for how much you make me sick now?
Besides, you call this help: “out doin’ in my head”? You’ll be doin’ in your pants before you collect anything! What’s that mean, anyhow? It’s about as meaningful as
“Went to a dance just the other night,
Everybody there was there.”
Deep! I thought “Help Me Rhonda” was going to produce something useful, like when they finally cleared up that “douche bent over in the night” thing in “Blinded by the Light.”
The Beach Boys had some lyrics when they teamed with Jan and Dean, but this “doin’ in my head” shit is runny!
You can’t beat Roger and Hammerstein for lyrics, though, and “Getting to Know You” would be right up at the top of my list. Here’s some guys who would like to sing it to you:
while this guy watches:
Speaking of great singing and lyrics, it seems that some guys in lab coats thought my alter ego was missing:
Scientists Find Mysterious Oddball Star