|The original joke thread has been suffering from repeated assaults by those who wish to use it to advance their political agendas.|
This ain't that place. You post a political joke here, you will be banned. If I miss one, please PM me.
That applies to left, right, center, or any perversion thereof.
No name calling.
Please include a joke with all posts.
Much to the disgust of certain of my friends, I have a deep love of lawyer jokes.
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers -- we had $100 when we broke in!"