|Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of American Spirit's and Lizzie Tudor's Fiction|
A collection of American Spirit's and Lizzie's finest whoppers.
Rebuttals are also welcome, of course.
AS and Lizzie will not be excluded (except as snottiness on their part requires) so he/she/it can provide yet more amusement by attempting to rebut the rebuttals. Helpers are welcome as long as they are paper trained.
We need American Spirit and Lizzie here. They can tell outrageous lies and we will tell outrageous truths.
In fairness to our guest celebrity, we feel it is only fair to mention the other celebrities she is so very friendly with.
John Kerry - future POTUS, according to her. Does this mean we have to be nice to her or go to Gitmo?
Bob Guccione Jr.
An Unspecified Kennedy. One of the out-of-jail ones.
Virginia Buckingham, Mr. William Weld's campaign manager
She also knows intimate personal details of the lives of Ann Coulter, Condi Rice, Janet Reno, Theresa Heinz, Morgan Fairchild, and Rush Limbaugh. The sort that would make you think she knows THEM REAL WELL.
AND she claims to have intimate contacts within the United States Secret Service. So watch out!
A guide to American Spirit:
In addition, Lizzie has been doing such a fine job of distorting and ignoring the truth that it would be unfair to ignore her.
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