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Thread Rules As Of 2/13/2018:

No chatter.
No commenting on jokes, i.e., "that's not funny"

ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS OF ANY KIND, FUNNY OR NOT!
There will be zero tolerance on politics of any kind, regardless of whether it is a "joke" or not -- in politics these days, what's funny to half the people is an insult to the other half... therefore, given the history of political flaming here, NO POLITICS OF ANY KIND WILL BE TOLERATED.

1st offense earns a "timeout" ban of 14 days... 2nd offense earns a permanent ban... no exceptions.

I would also prefer no links to YouTube or other social media sites. Just posts. You will not be banned for posting links, but preferential treatment goes to actual jokes posted in the body of the post here and links to other sites may earn a warning or temporary timeout if it is deemed an attempt to skirt the above rules.

This is a Joke thread. Funny stories and jokes. IF YOU start whining or debating jokes, you will go into timeout.
I am an equal opportunity jerk... anything that has any potential to start a flame war will not be tolerated.

This is supposed to be a refuge from politics and flame wars.
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57803If you run with bagpipes you might put an aye out. Or worse, you could be kiltTigerPaw18 hours ago
57802>>I bought a racing snail the other day<< Removal of the shell shSlumdog1yesterday
57801 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid&quarno3yesterday
57800Takes an old Jeep guy to get this one.. :-) [graphic]miraje7yesterday
57799Reducing his usual Pace to more of a Paste.ACAN1yesterday
57798A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to JimisJim3yesterday
57797[graphic]DMaA1yesterday
57796A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly JimisJim4yesterday
57795I bought a racing snail the other day, thinking I could make him even faster by JimisJim2yesterday
57794What is wrong with adult humor? My 8 year old grandson likes these jokes Jim. Pogeu Mahone1yesterday
57793I had a great childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tire and roll me down a hiStock Puppy4Thursday
57792I had a great childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tire and roll me down a hiJimisJim9Thursday
57791 Mel Blanc, The Man of 1000 Voices [1981] - AMAZING TALENT !! youtube.comTechKim1Thursday
57790[graphic]Goose943Thursday
57789The most I'll give ya is I smirked. A little bit. I'm part of a tough Stock Puppy3Wednesday
57788The most I'll give ya is I smirked. A little bit. I'm part of a tough DMaA-Wednesday
57787That's what I do when I make up jokes. I take an egg and boil the yolk out Stock Puppy3Wednesday
57786That reminds me of a recipe for preparing kidneys. Put them in a pot and boil tDMaA3Wednesday
57785Oh so you thought that was funny? [graphic] Can you bear it?Stock Puppy6Wednesday
57784[youtube video]DMaA2Wednesday
57783Whadya get when you cross a mallard with a whale? Moby Duck. Whadya get when youStock Puppy2Wednesday
57782I went through all the vowels and there's one more. Whadya get when you croDMaA4Wednesday
57781Whatdya get when you cross John Wayne with a whale? . . . . . Moby Duke.DMaA5Wednesday
57780 50 shades of......... Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out. . . a lMad28Tuesday
57779A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be wheCarolyn6Tuesday
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