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Thread rules modified May 25 2010.
Due to contuinued bantering over what is funny and what is not and who might be offended and who might not - as of 3.17 EST May 25, 2010 there will be immediate bans if you do not post a joke and a JOKE ONLY. You see someone posting a joke that penetrates your thin skin then you can ignore them or simply do not read the thread

up until today the rules were as follows:
Post jokes only - NO political nonsense - Political jokes fine just no debate even with an OJ (obligatory Joke) and no debates on jokes being offenive. . This is a Joke thread. funny stories and jokes. IF YOU start whining or debating jokes YOu will be banned for short periods opf time
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Let us laugh..Tell us a joke!

Here is a starter..

One restaurant put an ad .. we can make anything you order..if we can not make it, we will pay you $50.

One guy wanted to make quick fifty bucks. He went to the restaurant, called a waiter, thought for a long time before placing an order to make sure whatever he orders can not be filled...

Finally he said, " Bring me ... elephant's ...ear's ...sandwich"

"Oh no..", said the waiter,"That we can not make .. OK .. you win .. we will pay you $50"

The man was pleased with himself!

"So..", the man said with a big winning smile,"you don't have elephant's ear, huh?"

"Actually we do have elephant's ear", said the waiter,"but we are just out of BIG BREAD to make its sandwich"

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