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The original joke thread has been suffering from repeated assaults by those who wish to use it to advance their political agendas.

This ain't that place. You post a political joke here, you will be banned. If I miss one, please PM me.

That applies to left, right, center, or any perversion thereof.

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Much to the disgust of certain of my friends, I have a deep love of lawyer jokes.

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers -- we had $100 when we broke in!"
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