Copyright © 2013 Knight Sac Media. All rights reserved.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/subject.aspx?subjectid=57738Barack Obama is the least joked about President in history. Let's change that...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/images/Logo380x132.pnghttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/subject.aspx?subjectid=5773838013210greatplains_guyJay Leno, "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288948835/15/2013 12:13:45 AMlongnshorthttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288364374/15/2013 2:42:52 PMgreatplains_guyhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288352174/15/2013 12:03:35 AMgreatplains_guyhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288331704/13/2013 12:31:01 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288189184/5/2013 8:51:03 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288186844/5/2013 6:01:48 PMBillhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288022643/27/2013 1:37:25 PMD.AustinAl Gore,Bill Clintonand Barrack Obamago to heaven: God addresses Gore first.''Al, what do you believe in?'' Gore replies: "Well, I believe Iwon the 2000 election, but that it was your will that I did not serve And I've come to understand that now.'' God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my le...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288016953/27/2013 9:33:56 AMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287921133/21/2013 6:14:46 PMPeter Dierks"Did you hear about this? A 28-year-old woman from Serbia has a rare brain condition where she sees everything upside down. The good news? She's now been given a job at the White House as President Obama's economic adviser." - Jay Lenohttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287906253/21/2013 9:32:30 AMD.Austin A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. ...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287800203/15/2013 11:03:06 AMPappaJohnHave you ever slapped your forehead and asked yourself, "Just how the hell did this happen? " [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic]http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287751383/12/2013 6:12:41 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287723293/11/2013 1:34:34 PMD.AustinBarack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287673793/8/2013 10:38:08 AMjlallenhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287648913/7/2013 7:46:19 AMgreatplains_guyBeam me up, Yoda: Obama flubs ‘Star Trek’ term By Darlene Superville Associated Press Friday, March 1, 2013 He’s not a dictator and won’t entertain the idea of a “Jedi mind-meld” with opponents. There’s no “secret formula or special sauce” he can slip foes to make them see things his way. And not to worry, he says,...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287553543/1/2013 10:53:50 PMWoody_Nickelshttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287525712/28/2013 3:49:17 PMD.Austin A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorio...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287514092/28/2013 8:50:24 AMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287444172/24/2013 9:10:59 PMgreatplains_guyhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287430822/23/2013 8:29:00 PMgreatplains_guyhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287311462/17/2013 11:26:06 AMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287307592/16/2013 9:27:26 PMWoody_Nickels While Flying on Obama's private plane Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. Oprah ...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286980221/31/2013 11:09:14 AMBillhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286908301/27/2013 11:17:06 PMPappaJohnbest dear abby ever Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up wi...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286895861/26/2013 9:41:45 PMBillhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286874571/25/2013 3:21:02 PMPeter DierksOver One Hundred Thousand (100,000+) people attended Obama's inauguration recently. Only 14 missed work to attend.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286864871/25/2013 10:07:24 AMBillhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286717471/18/2013 6:32:32 AMPeter DierksBEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER! A Lawyer, an Illegal Alien, a Pathological Liar, a Muslim, a Narcissist, a Communist and a Black Guy walk into a BAR. Bartender asks.... "What'll it be, Mr. President?"http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286708681/17/2013 5:28:18 PMPeter DierksLiberalism is a mental disorder. It gets worse over time. Hence the term Progressive.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286705241/17/2013 2:56:15 PMPeter Dierks"President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in." –Jay Lenohttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286483231/7/2013 12:11:52 PMPappaJohnI just read that after fewer than four years in office, Obama has been rated the fourth best president ever. Of all our past presidents: Ronald Reagan and 9 others tied for first; 15 tied for second; 18 others tied for third; and Obama came in fourth. From: Debt Free readmsg.aspx?msgid=28616016http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2861603212/19/2012 9:54:56 PMPeter DierksObama quotes: "When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." -mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011 "We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." —Cincinnati, OH, Sept. 22, 2011 "We're no...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2860351712/14/2012 9:45:09 AMgreatplains_guyPolitical humor. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! -- Who said, 'Gov...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2856549911/23/2012 9:48:10 PMgreatplains_guyWhat's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2856294211/21/2012 10:31:54 PMPeter DierksJay Leno: "If it is your first time you might not want to do it with a guy who needs eight years to get the job done."http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2851247010/31/2012 4:54:59 PMPeter DierksLittle Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious presid...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2850930910/30/2012 12:01:28 PMPeter DierksThe President and Native Americans It was election time, so Barack Obama decided to go out to the local reservation to gather support from the Native Americans. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. Obama had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. ...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2850930710/30/2012 12:01:17 PMTimF"President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you’re $16 trillion in debt, they don’t let you in." "One of President Obama’s winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2850552810/28/2012 1:28:34 PMWoody_NickelsBless His Little Heart... The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's ci...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2849083410/22/2012 3:47:36 PMTimFI like the series here more econstories.tv  but its only indirectly related to the topic herehttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2848642310/19/2012 8:32:50 PMBrian Sullivanhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2848620510/19/2012 6:42:35 PMBrian Sullivanhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2848620010/19/2012 6:40:16 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2848609710/19/2012 6:01:22 PMBillhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2848439310/19/2012 9:19:55 AMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2848338510/18/2012 6:20:13 PMBillhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2847723510/16/2012 4:03:04 PMPeter DierksObama is giving away millions of free ObamaPhones right before election day. Here are a few fun facts about the new ObamaPhone: ObamaPhone gets great reviews on MSNBC. ObamaPhone promises to do better if you buy it again. Chris Matthews ?s the ObamaPhone vibrator mode. The Fluke model ObamaPhone includ...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2847718610/16/2012 3:37:58 PMgreatplains_guyhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2847143510/13/2012 3:30:26 PMgreatplains_guyI saw a great bumper sticker today: I'll start saving TREES when environmentalists start saving BABIES!http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=2847139810/13/2012 3:05:52 PM