Copyright © 2013 Knight Sac Media. All rights reserved.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/subject.aspx?subjectid=54093Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptio...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/images/Logo380x132.pnghttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/subject.aspx?subjectid=5409338013210Bridge PlayerMexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288921715/13/2013 7:38:04 PMGottfriedhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288849875/9/2013 3:16:59 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288843455/9/2013 11:06:46 AMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288761345/5/2013 12:39:20 PMTomatoA patient asked the dentist, “Isn’t it nasty to have your hands in someone’s mouth all day?” The dentist replied, “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288621824/27/2013 1:19:46 PMThe Jack of Heartshttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288448074/18/2013 7:02:38 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288412204/17/2013 1:20:36 PMTomatohttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288410514/17/2013 12:29:20 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288369844/15/2013 5:52:54 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288369754/15/2013 5:49:23 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288369614/15/2013 5:45:24 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288369594/15/2013 5:45:02 PMTimFI'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288369274/15/2013 5:32:45 PMteeveehttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288298464/11/2013 7:15:31 PMThe Jack of Heartshttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288230494/8/2013 7:31:16 PMTomato On their 50th Anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said: 'Honey, do you remember this?' He looked up from his newspaper and said: 'Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married' She said, 'Y...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288080673/30/2013 11:18:20 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288079363/30/2013 8:26:27 PMSun Tzuhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=288019343/27/2013 11:12:53 AMFred McCutcheonhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287975853/25/2013 3:41:34 AMChinuSFO A woman accompanied her 'Upper Middle Aged' husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. Please follow my instructions carefully or your husband may not survive. Each morning, fix him a...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287970493/24/2013 5:50:09 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287880153/19/2013 8:51:42 PMTomatoThe Blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.. She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you can smell the ocean.'http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287659243/7/2013 3:28:34 PMTimFOne time I heard some guy shouting at an airline gate agent "Do you know who I am?!". She got on the P.A. and said "Can anybody help this man? He does not know who he is." econlog.econlib.org http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287595903/4/2013 5:49:18 PMSteve FelixNow that's funny. Just had to look up who the a-hole was: Phil Plovanic - Canaccord Genuity In terms of new investment guidelines for you are updated do you think that prohibits company like Encana being acquired? Clayton H. Woitas - Interim President and Chief Executive Officer The answer would be no.http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287405932/22/2013 10:18:10 AMkidlThese darned conference calls ... 19 second clip of the Encana CC posted by a Globe and Mail reporter. http://chirb.it/7A9L9B http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287405542/22/2013 10:05:42 AM22jtThe Picnic A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderf...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287320182/17/2013 11:15:32 PMTimFThrough the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and for...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287303932/16/2013 3:27:23 PMkidlThe phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...We are now uncertain which one belongs t...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287288462/15/2013 3:59:16 PMTimFFrom a post on Facebook - "Someone just said, "Happy VD" to me. Smh...there are some things that just should NOT be abbreviated."http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287271092/14/2013 9:24:05 PMTomatoA story for Valentine's Day..... A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.............. "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287260482/14/2013 1:44:18 PMThe Jack of HeartsFrom: ManyMoose2/10/2013 8:31:13 PM 17 Recommendations Read Replies (2) of 48334 Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really lo...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287200742/11/2013 10:24:27 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287198282/11/2013 7:49:02 PMkidlhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287174832/10/2013 3:48:26 PMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287155752/9/2013 9:33:00 AMTimFhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287155722/9/2013 9:32:31 AMkidlAh, one more since it's a boring (bull) Friday in the markets. CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS (These sentences supposedly actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walk...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287143542/8/2013 2:12:11 PMkidlAn engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly th...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287139592/8/2013 11:41:58 AMkidlTwo beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of peop...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287139212/8/2013 11:32:13 AMkidlHusband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large. Break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still freakin' celebrating!!http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=287123002/7/2013 3:16:23 PMkidlhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286731631/18/2013 4:22:02 PMThe Jack of HeartsFrom: Veteran981/17/2013 3:31:30 PM 4 Recommendations of 224185I saw this comment on another board and thought it was very insightful and..... I realized now I no longer have any worries about funding my retirement.... LOL LOL This is working out perfectly for me & my longer term retirement plans. By trading t...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286706541/17/2013 3:50:58 PMThe Jack of Heartshttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286670171/16/2013 9:08:57 AMsoftware salespersonhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286663491/15/2013 8:58:45 PMkidlBob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you ...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286581141/11/2013 12:45:21 PMThe Jack of Heartshttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286525701/9/2013 9:59:37 AMStanDid you get that from Sunday School maybe? He (Jacob) had a dream in which he saw a stairway resting on the earth, with its top reaching to heaven. (Genesis 28:12) Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. Because narrow is the g...http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286521521/9/2013 12:47:56 AMteeveeTwo old drunks at a bar.... [graphic] I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That'll be us in ten years. He said, "That's a mirror, you dickhead. " http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286514121/8/2013 5:50:47 PMThe Jack of HeartsFrom: russet1/7/2013 8:05:17 PM 2 Recommendations Read Replies (2) of 223895Ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? Apparently, there is more traffic going to hell. http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286495271/7/2013 9:26:04 PMPappaJohnhttp://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286453921/5/2013 1:56:56 PMCautious_OptimistTerrifying sports news from this weeks Piedmont Patch, 100% for real: [graphic] piedmont.patch.com http://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=286430211/4/2013 10:27:15 AM