| To: Coz who wrote (751) | 11/3/2006 3:38:46 PM |
| From: LT | Respond to of 1262 |
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Hello Everyone,
The discussion here is always interesting to say the least. There's enough voter fraud to go around for sure. Kennedy wouldn't have been President if he hadn't carried the dead vote in Chicago and we'd have been able to impeach Nixon a decade sooner....LOL Here a little levity for the other side....
Bushcronium: Noxious New Element Discovered
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called 'morons', which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called 'peons'. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming new, slave-like 'iso-dopes'. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates shrill, incoherent noises. Foxnewsium is related and monetarily connected to Bushcronium, but has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons. Both Bushcronium and Foxnewsium are considered to be inherently criminal, noxious and potentially deadly to all human life on earth.
Have a goodest day,
LT the equal opportunity abuser....LOL |
