|To: average joe who wrote (21876)||3/3/2012 8:55:05 AM|
|From: Solon||1 Recommendation  Respond to of 43891|
|"Without Greg (a personal Being), no persons - and thus no moral values - would exist at all: no personhood, no moral values. Only if Greg exists can moral properties be realized."|
That entire article was so SPOT ON! I do not know where you got it from but I think it gives very convincing testimony that morality is simply doing what Greg says you must! (That really makes life easy!!!)
Meanwhile, GREG instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of GREG, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him. YAHOO!!!
(1 Kings 20:35-36 NLT)
When GREG your GREG brings you into the land you are about to enter and occupy, he will clear away many nations ahead of you: the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites. These seven nations are all more powerful than you. When GREG your GREG hands these nations over to you and you conquer them, you must completely destroy them. Make no treaties with them and show them no mercy. RIGHT ON!!!
Do not intermarry with them, and don't let your daughters and sons marry their sons and daughters. They will lead your young people away from me to worship other gregs. Then the anger of GREG will burn against you, and GREG will destroy you. YABBA DABBA DOO!!!
(Deuteronomy 7:1-4 NLT)
Dost Thou rememeberest when GREG sent the two Polar Bears to rip 42 children to shreds by making the bears think the little ones were seals? It sheweth the power of GREG to apply moral sanction equally across the land of GREG whence Thou and THee and all hence cometh and goeth and doeth and shoeth. GLORY BE-ETH!!
"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of GREG. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them" YIPPEE!!!