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To: george wood who wrote (11347)9/3/1999 8:17:00 AM
From: John CarragherRead Replies (2) | Respond to of 49009
 
Two For One

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune
and weight and dropped in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.
"It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."


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