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From: 22jt9/9/2009 10:11:58 PM
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Skinny Dipping...





An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so
he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.


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To: Marshall who wrote (41442)9/10/2009 1:16:07 AM
From: I_C_Deadpeople   of 49003
 
Pigeon Camera :

images.google.ca 


Made famous by the Tragically Hip song of the same name - ironically I heard it tonight at their concert here in Winnipeg.

Best live band in the world folks...

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From: Cy B9/10/2009 1:23:05 AM
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading."

Paul Hornung

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From: Blue h2o9/10/2009 2:23:16 AM
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Cheeseus Frank, can you name a politician that isn't a joke ?????

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To: Blue h2o who wrote (41446)9/10/2009 10:45:00 AM
From: Michael Mc Donough   of 49003
 
These made me laugh. Especially #7

20 most bizarre Craiglist Ads


telegraph.co.uk 

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From: Wade9/10/2009 11:52:18 AM
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An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which I quote:

"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 percent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US, than you are in Iraq .


Conclusion: The US should pull out of Washington.


It makes a lot of sense. haha..but the new figure is a lot higher now...there is no ending....

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To: Wade who wrote (41448)9/10/2009 11:57:57 AM
From: Canuck Dave3 Recommendations   of 49003
 
Look at the math. 2112 deaths out of 160,000 troops over 22 months yields a rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers (per year)? And the Washington numbers are taken for the same period?

Just how stupid is Amerika getting?

CD

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To: Wade who wrote (41448)9/10/2009 12:50:45 PM
From: Shawn M. Downey2 Recommendations   of 49003
 
re: An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine

Someone just made up the numbers to make a point.

According to the DC Police Department, there were 181 homicides in DC in 2007. The DC government estimates the population to be about 580,000. So, there were about 32 homicides per 100,000 (note this is over a 12 month period and includes all murders not just by handgun). Also, according to Forbes.com the American City with the highest murder rate is Detroit (418 in 2006). Baltimore, New Orleans, Newark, and St. Louis round out the top five. Washington, DC was 7th in 2006. However, this comparison is really bogus anyway because many of the deaths in Iraq are due to roadside bombs.

OJ: I heard about the laptops sent unsolicited to US states Governors, computerworld.com 

"Beware of geeks bearing gifts"

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To: Shawn M. Downey who wrote (41450)9/10/2009 1:48:49 PM
From: Arthur Radley1 Recommendation   of 49003
 
Tis a very interesting story.....Roger Clemens must be pitching it...since it appears they are only counting bodies from one side.

OJ:Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra

Viagra. The quicker dicker upper

One-a-day, like iron

Get a piece of the rock

You've come a long way, baby

Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman



Viagra, built ram tough
2. Here's the beef!

And, the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

Just do her.


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Honorable Mentions:

We work harder, so you don't have to

Ten inches long ... and growing.

Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight

Viagra, home of the whopper

Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver

This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?

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To: Michael Mc Donough who wrote (41447)9/11/2009 2:28:51 AM
From: Blue h2o1 Recommendation   of 49003
 
Now you gonna inspire me to make more mischief.

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