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To: TideGlider who wrote (38726)4/28/2008 11:48:07 AM
From: Cage Rattler6 Recommendations   of 49182
 
That's why there is an ignore option -- stop discourse and you stop reinforcing their behavior. Knee-jerk liberals, and others, have serious control issues. After all, what's the chance of them posting anything worth reading -- jokes included -- so, why not simply opt to ignore?


Confucious say, "Many men swallow but few men chew."

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From: JakeStraw4/28/2008 2:49:33 PM
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David Letterman - Top Ten Things Overheard During The Pope's Visit To New York City

1) "Sir, when did you realize your Popemobile was missing?"

2) "Hey, pal, take off the hat"

3) "He looks a lot Popier in person"

4) "Tell you what, since you're the Pope, you can have the Rolex for $20"

5) "Thank you, Heavenly Father, for letting me survive that cab ride"

6) "He wants a tour of all the places they whacked guys on 'The Sopranos'"

7) "Relax, the Virgin Megastore isn't what it sounds like"

8) "I don't care who he is -- he can wait in line for his vanilla latte like the rest of us"

9) "No joke -- I just saw the Pope and two rabbis walk into a bar"

10) "Wanna perform a miracle? Help the Knicks win a game"

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From: Doug Coughlan4/28/2008 7:13:36 PM
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Call to the Navy recruiter:
jibjab.com 

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From: Doug Coughlan4/28/2008 7:18:02 PM
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My First Time:

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (38741)4/28/2008 7:18:49 PM
From: jlallen   of 49182
 
ROFL!

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To: jlallen who wrote (38742)4/28/2008 9:59:57 PM
From: Galirayo   of 49182
 
REALLY ... Who ever saw a Blue Eyed Cow ..

I mean ReALLY ~!!!! ;)

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To: jlallen who wrote (38742)4/28/2008 10:41:02 PM
From: TideGlider3 Recommendations   of 49182
 
RECESS AT THE ASYLUM


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To: Galirayo who wrote (38743)4/29/2008 8:54:43 AM
From: J.B.C.   of 49182
 
cowdiaries.blogspot.com 

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To: J.B.C. who wrote (38745)4/29/2008 8:55:44 AM
From: J.B.C.3 Recommendations   of 49182
 
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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To: TideGlider who wrote (38744)4/29/2008 9:03:58 AM
From: jlallen   of 49182
 
lol

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