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From: Peter Dierks2/28/2012 2:22:59 PM
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Snow White & One Dwarf

The seven dwarfs always left to go to work

in the mine early each morning. As always,

Snow White stayed home doing her domestic
chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would
prepare their lunch and carry it to the
mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine
with the lunch, she saw that there

had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully,

and fearing the worst, Snow White

began calling out, hoping against
hope that the dwarfs had somehow
survived.

"Hello... Hello!" she shouted. "Can
anyone hear me? Hello!"

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

"Hello! Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope,

she heard a faint voice from deep within
the mine, singing;

"Re-elect Barrack Obama,

vote for Barrack Obama...."

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,

"Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive."

From: joseffy

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From: Peter Dierks3/1/2012 10:14:14 AM
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Modern American Currency


One dollar bill: George Washington
Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln
Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton
Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson
Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant
One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin
Food Stamps: Barack Obama

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To: Peter Dierks who wrote (313)3/1/2012 10:14:36 AM
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Obama has finally balanced the budget. The national debt is now the same size as the economy.

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To: Peter Dierks who wrote (314)3/15/2012 2:42:49 PM
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conservativedailynews.com 

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From: TimF3/15/2012 4:23:24 PM
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danieljmitchell.wordpress.com 

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From: PappaJohn3/15/2012 5:57:55 PM
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INVESTING TIP



Just thought I'd pass along some advice my broker gave me today.....
I called him this morning and asked him what I should be investing in, as I feel interest rates are going to be rising as they did during the late 70's early 80's. So I told him I thought we ought to be looking to get out of bonds and finding a safe haven in which to invest.
I asked him, should we move to precious metals, foreign currency or what?
He responded, "If the current President is in office much longer, canned goods, water and ammunition are probably your best bet."


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From: Peter Dierks3/21/2012 1:47:47 PM
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Obama spin is like a Obama voter. Neither will work no matter how hard they are pressed.

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From: TimF3/22/2012 10:52:59 PM
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obamacartoon.blogspot.com 

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From: greatplains_guy3/26/2012 3:06:47 AM
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From: TimF3/27/2012 8:51:42 PM
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“You know what’s kind of ironic? This will be the fourth St. Patrick’s Day of Obama’s presidency. He still hasn’t created a green job. What happened to those?” –Jay Leno

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