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From: Gottfried4/5/2012 7:21:47 PM
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From: kidl4/10/2012 10:42:28 AM
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Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound and never left the house for 5 years.

Did he call the US Navy Seals himself ... ???

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From: teevee4/10/2012 5:54:22 PM
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A R A B S




Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to

commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence: No Christmas?- No

television?- No nude women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hotdogs?-

No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats?-

Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More

than one mother in law?- You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You

can't wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your ass with bare your hand?-

You cook over burning camel shit?- Your wife is picked by someone else?-

Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?? Then they tell you that

"when you die, it all gets better"??




No shit Sherlock!........It's not like it could get much worse!


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From: RumbleFish4/11/2012 1:17:23 PM
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The most sexist joke of all time.


A guy gets into an elevator in a high-rise building. The only other occupant is an attractive woman.

The elevator comes to a stop between floors and the woman begins removing her clothing. She folds her clothes and puts them in a neat stack on the floor.

Turning to the guy, she says, "Now I want you to treat me like a real woman."

The guy begins madly tearing off his clothes and flinging them around the elevator, each article of clothing going in a different directions.

He turns to the woman and says: "Now pick them up."

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From: teevee4/11/2012 1:56:00 PM
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next , Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, “Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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To: RumbleFish who wrote (2028)4/11/2012 4:28:13 PM
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The most sexist joke becomes even more so:


"And iron them."

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From: Aggie4/14/2012 5:23:42 PM
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center, where he met U.S. General Patraeus.

They shook hands.

As they walked the Iranian congratulated him on his promotion to the CIA and said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."

The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this TV show called Star Trek and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims.

My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians, or Libyans on Star Trek."

The General gave an indulgent chuckle, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "See, that's because it takes place in the future".



Non-PC regards, to all

Aggie

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From: RumbleFish4/14/2012 5:45:30 PM
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What do accountants use for birth control?





Their personalities.

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From: kidl4/15/2012 12:32:34 PM
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A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks
at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do with
dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles
o' 'ere."

He says, "Don't care. I won 'er and I'm gonna keep 'er."...

Several days later the Newfie's brother comes over to visit. He looks
out in the field behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a
fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand.
He stands at the edge of the field and yells out to him, "What the frig
are you doin'?"

His brother calls back, "I'm fishin'. What the frig does it look like I'm
a doin'?"

His brother yells back, "Lard tunderin' my son, it's people like you
that gives Newfies a bad name, making everyone think we're stupid. If I
could swim, I'd come out there and kick you in the friggin arse."
























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From: kidl4/16/2012 4:22:29 PM
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I was working out in the gym when
I spotted a sweet young thing..
.




I asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?

The trainer looked me up and down and said



"try the ATM in the lobby."

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