We can always get Steve Jobs into heaven posthumously , the Mormons with Jesus help can do this , actually with Jesus help you can do or create anything , even the strangest of groups incuding Mormons !
One of their new Temples is open to the public on CNN this past few days & was particularly struck by the lavish quality of this design equal to that of a Las Vegas Sands of Macau . This modern high tech magic device that acts as a soul conveyor , not only live souls but long dead souls as well gain entrance to heaven posthumously by having a living stand in take the dunk for them.
If Jesus only had it so good and of course every picture of Jesus is a white caucasian , lol...sorry no hand harps on the walls in case a little cherub or angel stops in , but the fake plants are divine .
religion.blogs.cnn.com 
Turns out that Joseph Smith was a treasure seeker & the golden Angel Moroni, or the name he came up with in 1820 when they cobbled the Book of Mormon together , led Smith to this hill called "Cumarah" where these tablets were buried by some Jews that sailed to America 4000yrs ago . And other things this fake prophet came up with in his charlatan BS which tells us that the true Garden of Eden was in fact in the state of Mississippi ...or was it Louisiana??
Well we know now that as an avid treasure seeker since youth & probably in love with the story of the most famous pirate of all Captain Kidd , who as it turns out just happened to have been reputed to bury his treasure on the Madagascar Island called "Comoros" ...and guess what the capital of that island turns out to be ? The very same gold leafed angel Moroni you see blowing the trumpet on every one of their temples was in fact is taken from a pirate story . That city was & is still called today "Moroni" but guess back then Smith didnt think his quackery could be found out...
Angel Moroni , now just how do you get "word of God" & Pirate story names all wrapped up together and written down into a complete fiction and this becomes the fastest growing sect of Christianity in the USA ?.
The world of the human animal & our ability to live in mass group & tribal illusions is a very strange, special place indeed .... there is as much reality to the stories of the Souix Indians doing the spirit Ghost Dances as there is with this Moroni fiction of the Mormons .
Different illusions & strokes for different folks ... its fun to believe in stupid things as long as everyone around does it too. |
