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To: The Jack of Hearts who wrote (5260)5/30/2012 9:33:43 AM
From: Amelia Carhartt   of 5734
 
LOL! Well, I think a lot of us old farts can relate. :)

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To: Amelia Carhartt who wrote (5261)5/30/2012 9:35:21 AM
From: The Jack of Hearts   of 5734
 
very apropos :O)

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To: Amelia Carhartt who wrote (5261)5/30/2012 10:33:12 AM
From: DMaA   of 5734
 
Three old farts were talking over coffee.

First OF says, boy I'm getting forgetful. Sometimes I open up the refrigerator and forget why I was going in there.

Second OF says, I know what you mean. The other day I was half way upstairs and forgot why I was going up there.

Third OF says, boy, I'm lucky. My mind is still sharp as a tack...knock on wood - knocks the table with his nuckles - KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

Third OF looks confused. Turns around. Says Come In!!

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To: DMaA who wrote (5263)5/30/2012 4:16:47 PM
From: ManyMoose   of 5734
 
I copied that over to the Laughter thread!

It's very funny!

For those of us who are so afflicted that is. We can laugh at our selves.

I had to edit my post three times to get DMaA right.

Just checked. Make that four.

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To: ManyMoose who wrote (5264)5/30/2012 4:27:34 PM
From: DMaA   of 5734
 
Works better if you tell it live.

Here's another one you really have to act out.

OF, first day in a nursing home. The aid puts him into a wheel chair and brings him to the sun room.

OF starts slowly leaning to the left.

The aid rushes up and straightens him up in his chair. Opposie. there you go.

Couple of minutes later OF starts slowly leaning to the right.

The aid rushes up and straightens him up in his chair. Opposie. there you go.

Just than is daughter comes into the room,.

Hi dad, how are they treating you,.

OF says Oh fine fine, Except they wont let you fart here.

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To: DMaA who wrote (5265)5/30/2012 4:30:32 PM
From: ManyMoose   of 5734
 
Do bears fart in the woods?

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To: ManyMoose who wrote (5266)5/30/2012 4:36:42 PM
From: DMaA   of 5734
 
Is this a joke? What's my straight man response?

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To: DMaA who wrote (5267)5/30/2012 4:38:18 PM
From: ManyMoose   of 5734
 
If bears don't fart, their breath makes up for it.

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To: ManyMoose who wrote (5268)5/30/2012 4:42:23 PM
From: DMaA   of 5734
 
No doubt LOL. Course if you're close enough to smell it you might not live to tell it.

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To: Amelia Carhartt who wrote (3344)5/30/2012 4:45:17 PM
From: Snowshoe   of 5734
 
Having lived in the same place for over 20 years, I'm now totally on auto-pilot while driving into town. When I hit the first major intersection I typically have this sudden moment of confusion: "Oh sh*t, where am I going?"

Guess I need to put a Post-It note on the dashboard, LOL.

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