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To: Cogito who wrote (28203)9/20/2011 3:41:16 PM
From: Nite-Man1 Recommendation   of 28588
 
It's not your oratory, it's your oral skills


That was fairly clever for someone with your limitations; it’s nice to finally see someone on this thread who earned their GED.

I'm also pleased to see you're an animal lover, it goes a long way in explaining your date to the senior prom.

NM

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To: Nite-Man who wrote (28212)9/20/2011 4:33:13 PM
From: Cogito   of 28588
 
>>I'm also pleased to see you're an animal lover, it goes a long way in explaining your date to the senior prom.<<

Now why would you say a thing like that about your own sister? BTW, if you see her, tell her I said it's suck, not blow. Private joke. She'll get it. Sweet kid, if a bit expensive for what you get.

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To: Nite-Man who wrote (28212)9/20/2011 5:01:55 PM
From: Shoot1st   of 28588
 
Holy Shit!


you used a semi-colon......


nobody uses a semi-colon.

damn showoff.

Shootie

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To: Nite-Man who wrote (28211)9/20/2011 6:04:05 PM
From: Wayners   of 28588
 
Ground Pork accepts your apology.

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To: Wayners who wrote (28215)9/21/2011 9:30:54 AM
From: Nite-Man1 Recommendation   of 28588
 
Really, I didn't know he could read. I hope he was comforted by my lack of sincerity.

NM

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To: Shoot1st who wrote (28214)9/21/2011 9:31:30 AM
From: Nite-Man1 Recommendation   of 28588
 
you used a semi-colon......

Damn, I didn’t think any of the “doctoral candidates” on this thread would know what a semi-colon was. Don’t point it out to GZ he takes pride in his illiteracy

NM

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To: Cogito who wrote (28213)9/21/2011 9:32:17 AM
From: Nite-Man2 Recommendations   of 28588
 
Now why would you say a thing like that about your own sister? BTW, if you see her, tell her I said it's suck, not blow. Private joke. She'll get it. Sweet kid, if a bit expensive for what you get.?



Sorry Quincy Magoo but I don’t have a sister. My stepbrother Mike, however, is a dyslexic homosexual which may explain the suck and blow fiasco at your senior prom.

In any future liaisons you may want to demonstrate your preferences using “charades.”

Mike loves charades, did I mention he’s also mentally handicapped so you may want to watch out for the police if you go “parking.”

I’ll be sure to give him your best for as little as that’s worth.



NM

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To: Nite-Man who wrote (28218)9/21/2011 11:39:20 AM
From: Cogito   of 28588
 
I know I'll be able to come up with a great comeback to that post, but I'm too busy laughing right now.

Seriously, what is wrong with every other dim-witted fuck on this board? Not a one of them can match you or me in writing even a modestly amusing insult. It's mean to say, but let's face it.

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To: Nite-Man who wrote (28217)9/21/2011 12:08:48 PM
From: Shoot1st   of 28588
 
Yeah, they aren't real bright are they?

I asked Bob, the Inbred Chump, if he knew what a semi-colon was.....

he said," what, do you think I"m stoopid [sic] ?"

"I just had a semi colon last night."

"A semi colon is a gay encounter with a guy who has a small dick," say Bob.

ShootieneverfailstofindhumorinBob'sextracurricularactivities

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To: Shoot1st who wrote (28220)9/21/2011 12:42:36 PM
From: Cogito   of 28588
 
>>Yeah, they aren't real bright are they?<<

What you mean "they," Paleface?

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