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To: Janice Shell who wrote (60745)10/18/2001 9:23:08 AM
From: Rambi   of 71056
 
The only way Bilbo could have made Thanksgiving special would have been by having himself stuffed, trussed, basted and served as the main course.

Of course, X and I eventually did get him stuffed, although we never thought you were appropriately grateful for your lovely Christmas present.

(Hi J!)

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To: Rambi who wrote (60747)10/18/2001 9:33:29 AM
From: Justin C   of 71056
 
Remember that frozen "turkey" that lay forever beside the railroad tracks on JFQ's mail route? You don't suppose ........ No way, of course, as JF insists that Bilbo lives on.

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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (60744)10/18/2001 9:50:06 AM
From: Rambi   of 71056
 
Well, I didn't remember the SNL skit, but everyone else did and said it was the funniest thing they ever saw.

The concert was really great- I had not been at all excited about it, my idea of a good concert being Kiri te Kanawa or Pavarotti, but this was very good. I'm sure any teenager seeing us would have been embarrassed and horrified by the spectacle of thousands of creaky 40s and 50s boomers dancing and cheering and waving lighters as if they were still alive.

Joe Cocker looks a lot like Redd Foxx now, but fatter and whiter. He screams a lot; I can't believe he has any cords left after doing that for so many years. He did You Are So Beautiful (a song I despise, She Came in THrough the Bathroom Window and Unchain My Heart.

The Guess Who, a band I had no memory of, was fantastic. I realized I had heard many of their songs after they played them. They're a Canadian group-- all of them looked 40s and 50s, too. There was no gyrating or silliness, other than by us, just really excellent musicianship. Well, Joe Cocker did jump, with enormous effort, two inches into the air at the end of every song. Other than that he looked pretty much like his feet were superglued to the floor. The Guess Who were wonderful showmen, and the lead singer endeared himself to the audience by saying how much they loved America and supported her and they had American flags on the slides for their last number.

Don't tell anyone, but Dan did the moonwalk.

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To: Justin C who wrote (60748)10/18/2001 10:07:31 AM
From: Rambi   of 71056
 
Bilbo lives on only in Janice's and Freddy's twisted and deluded minds. He is deaddeaddead, shot through the heart by X and stuffed. J. has never recovered from the trauma, poor dear.
I think one of the funniest posts here was Barb from Canada who emptied her freezer when the power failed during an ice storm. She found a huge block of ice in the shape of a turkey and put it outside in the snow to save it. It later turned out to be a box of frozen peas.
Hmmm-It was funnier when she told it.

We can only hope that Freddy's frozen turkey isn't his offering to the DAR Thanksgiving smorgasbord.

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To: Rambi who wrote (60747)10/18/2001 5:15:55 PM
From: Janice Shell   of 71056
 
How you once loved to stroke his silky ears! And now you've even forgotten about the butterflies...

Or perhaps it's just a touch of amnesia induced by that grossly underdone turkey...

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To: Rambi who wrote (60750)10/18/2001 10:24:13 PM
From: Justin C   of 71056
 
An icy frozen turkey morphing into a box of frozen peas (Bird's Eye, no doubt) .... That's funny, but too bad it couldn't have been an ancient bottom-of-the-freezer Swanson TV Dinner, with turkey 'n' fixin's.

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To: Justin C who wrote (60748)10/19/2001 2:14:21 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
That turkey wasn't just next to the rails, it was actually between them. And it stayed there for months. Just about the time I thought it was dessicated enough to mail to Gaugie to feed to his cats, it vanished. Alas. But then Gaugie vanished too... Not A Coincidence, I'm certain of that.

Today the Deadweight (management) announced that they have procured gloves and facemasks in order to save us all from the dreaded anthrax. Of course, they never bothered to pass them out, they were too busy hiding in their offices as far away from all the letters as they could get. I knew something good would come from this.

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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (60753)10/19/2001 4:03:06 AM
From: Michael Sphar   of 71056
 
Its my suspicion that the US Postal Service has stopped all pretenses of delivering real first class mail (the envelope kind) other than recognizable bills, ie property tax bills, credit card statements, mortgages and the like. Of course they still seem to obsess over those totally worthless newspaper print come-on adds.

I suspect mailing a hand addressed envelope with a personal letter inside it will shortly become a federal offense, heck with email why would any lawabiding citizen do such a random and potentially threatening thing?

Poor Dan Rather! He had to play the "me too" role to that upstart Tom Brokaw...

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (60754)10/20/2001 12:57:58 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
We wouldn't have to ban handwritten letters, almost no one other than my mother ever actually writes anyone anymore.

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (60754)10/20/2001 5:35:25 PM
From: Sidney Reilly   of 71056
 
I can assure you that the USPS is delivering ALL first class and other mail. Hand written and BILLS!! Just put your return address on the envelope would ya??But really what does the return address matter, anyone can make one up huh. The threat is small, all we have to fear is fear itself... and that's the terrorist's only REAL weapon here. So take that away from them and they can't win, just wait to be hunted down like the mad dogs that they are.

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