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To: Rambi who wrote (60750)10/18/2001 10:24:13 PM
From: Justin C   of 71056
 
An icy frozen turkey morphing into a box of frozen peas (Bird's Eye, no doubt) .... That's funny, but too bad it couldn't have been an ancient bottom-of-the-freezer Swanson TV Dinner, with turkey 'n' fixin's.

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To: Justin C who wrote (60748)10/19/2001 2:14:21 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
That turkey wasn't just next to the rails, it was actually between them. And it stayed there for months. Just about the time I thought it was dessicated enough to mail to Gaugie to feed to his cats, it vanished. Alas. But then Gaugie vanished too... Not A Coincidence, I'm certain of that.

Today the Deadweight (management) announced that they have procured gloves and facemasks in order to save us all from the dreaded anthrax. Of course, they never bothered to pass them out, they were too busy hiding in their offices as far away from all the letters as they could get. I knew something good would come from this.

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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (60753)10/19/2001 4:03:06 AM
From: Michael Sphar   of 71056
 
Its my suspicion that the US Postal Service has stopped all pretenses of delivering real first class mail (the envelope kind) other than recognizable bills, ie property tax bills, credit card statements, mortgages and the like. Of course they still seem to obsess over those totally worthless newspaper print come-on adds.

I suspect mailing a hand addressed envelope with a personal letter inside it will shortly become a federal offense, heck with email why would any lawabiding citizen do such a random and potentially threatening thing?

Poor Dan Rather! He had to play the "me too" role to that upstart Tom Brokaw...

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (60754)10/20/2001 12:57:58 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
We wouldn't have to ban handwritten letters, almost no one other than my mother ever actually writes anyone anymore.

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (60754)10/20/2001 5:35:25 PM
From: Sidney Reilly   of 71056
 
I can assure you that the USPS is delivering ALL first class and other mail. Hand written and BILLS!! Just put your return address on the envelope would ya??But really what does the return address matter, anyone can make one up huh. The threat is small, all we have to fear is fear itself... and that's the terrorist's only REAL weapon here. So take that away from them and they can't win, just wait to be hunted down like the mad dogs that they are.

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To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (60756)10/20/2001 11:41:15 PM
From: Michael Sphar   of 71056
 
I'll take the word of our Postal expert, thanks. Now if we could just convince his mother to stop that infernal writing! Fred, what about buying her a used computer and getting an ISP set up? For Dog's sake the economy could use the support...

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (60757)10/21/2001 1:37:32 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
I bought my folks a computer a couple of years ago. My dad uses it all the time, but my mother won't have anything to do with it. I dunno why, she's very smart and can type circles around most people.

But then she also has beautiful handwriting, and that's worth a lot. You won't save emails the way you will a handwritten letter.

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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (60758)10/21/2001 8:57:06 PM
From: Justin C   of 71056
 
Finding in the mail a letter or greeting card that has a handwritten address is always a most welcome sight.

In the past year or so, I tracked down two former ladyfriends from 30+ years ago that I had not seen nor heard from in the intervening years. I sent them a card and a brief note with an update on myself, and both of them responded by mail -- it's something very unique to make contact with someone after such a span of time and I think a handwritten note makes it more special than either a phone call or e-mail.

Also, I received a handwritten note from an internet penpal, and it seemed much more personal and "real" than internet correspondence.

But I'm glad that we have e-mail, mostly for the immediacy of it.

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To: Justin C who wrote (60759)10/23/2001 12:15:07 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
I give special attention to any handwritten mail for my route. I'm sorry to see that there is so little of it.

I think a handwritten note makes it more special than either a phone call or e-mail.

Also, I received a handwritten note from an internet penpal, and it seemed much more personal and "real" than internet correspondence.



These are my sentiments exactly.

If the Postal Service were run by competent people, they would run advertising that stressed this very point. To encourage people to use the mail. AT&T did this very thing during the years that it had a monopoly on long distance service. You have to advertise, simply to motivate people to do something that they will enjoy, and that will bring pleasure to someone else.

So, DARians, get out those fountain pens, and your best foolscap, and WRITE to someone, dammit.

That's an order.

General JF.

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (60757)10/23/2001 12:16:19 AM
From: JF Quinnelly   of 71056
 
I want combat pay:

Postal Worker Was Diagnosed With Flu
By Stephen Manning
Associated Press Writer
Monday, Oct. 22, 2001; 7:26 p.m. EDT

CLINTON, Md. –– A Washington postal worker who apparently died of anthrax had been examined a day before his death by doctors who were unaware of where he worked and diagnosed him with the flu, officials said Monday.

The 47-year-old man, who was not identified, first went to the Southern Maryland Medical Center at 2 a.m. Sunday after fainting in church Saturday with flu-like symptoms.

The man, an employee at the Washington central postal facility that delivers mail to Congress, did not tell doctors where he worked during that visit, and they did not ask, officials said.

Blood tests and a chest X-ray revealed nothing that suggested anthrax at that time and he was sent home with a diagnosis of the flu, said Dr. Venkat Mani, head of the hospital's infectious diseases department.

"There was nothing indicative to have us suspect even on a heightened state that this gentlemen had something out of the ordinary," said Scott Kelso, head of the hospital's emergency room.

The man was rushed back to the hospital in an ambulance about 5:45 a.m. Monday, suffering from respiratory distress, low blood-pressure, a fast heart rate and flu-like symptoms, Mani said.

He was given high doses of antibiotics and put on a ventilator, but died six hours later. The cause of death was listed as preliminary pulmonary anthrax and septic shock, Mani said.

A blood culture smear showed bacteria suggestive of anthrax, but Mani cautioned that doctors won't be sure until the culture is completed Tuesday.

Hospital officials would not identify the man or where he worked, but officials in Washington said one of two postal workers who apparently died of anthrax was at Southern Maryland Medical Center.

Postal officials said the two worked at the Brentwood mail facility that likely handled the anthrax-laced letter sent to Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle.

The second worker died Sunday at Greater Southeast Hospital in Washington. Officials would not identify the victim.

© Copyright 2001 The Associated Press

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