The latest rumor from Experts R Us says The Great and Powerful Prophet Neverdone is about to launch his latest distraction!!! Neverdone is rumored to be telling masses of masochistic marks that Solar Worshiping Idolatry Naturally Divine Lemming Extended Research (SWINDLER LLC) will revolutionize the reliable religious renewable rube market!!! The self-described SWINDLER expert is further rumored to be telling groups of gleefully gullible gulls that, in his expert opinion, the SWINDLER will make them all TAX FREE TRILLIONS BY TUESDAY for a hamburger today.
SWINDLER EXPERT BABY!!!
Bishop Sheepphuker is rumored to have told his fleeced flock of faithful fools that he can’t afford to set up the SWINDLER pyramid this time because his legal bills are already too high.
Any Suckers, Schmucks, Marks, Dupes, or Patsies know if the rumor is true?