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To: Lahcim Leinad who wrote (817)8/30/2012 5:02:32 PM
From: Lahcim Leinad of 1144
 
Wow. I'm REALLY special! Just got this email:

SECRET SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
WASHINGTON,DC 20528,USA.

Good day, This is the Department of Homeland Security we have vital mission: to secure the nation from the many threats we face as well as internet Fraud. This requires the dedication of more than 230,000 employees in jobs that range from aviation and border security to emergency response, from cybersecurity analyst to chemical facility inspector. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.

We are happy to inform you that your funds valued at US$10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) have been approved by the Treasury Department of the United States.

Kindly get back to us for further directives.

Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. Do not fall a victim of scam again, a word is enough for the wise.

Thank you and have a good day.

Signed:

Mark Sullivan
Director, United States Secret Service
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, DC 20528,USA
Getting back to those fucking, scamming assholes for full directives, as I type! ;-)

I mean, this is like Mission: Impossible (TV Series 1966–1973) and I get to be the HERO! ;-)))



I'll let you know how it went after the Russian mafia takes everything I have, if I am still able to get to a public library and log onto SI. ;-)))
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