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Pastimes : Ya'll have a GooGoo Cluster & take a load off

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To: E'Lane who wrote (24589)5/29/2012 4:21:23 PM
From: E'LaneRead Replies (1) of 26180
 
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SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.

WANDA:

Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA:

I froze to death.

WANDA:

How horrible!

SYLVIA:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from

the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA:

I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself

in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA:

So, what happened?

WANDA:

I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running

all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA:

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer

---if you had, we'd both still be alive.
































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