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To: Stevefoder who wrote (38728)	4/27/2008 8:57:25 PM
From: Jack Russell	7 Recommendations Read Replies (1) of 49018

No but the poster is. He is on the wrong thread for that crap... OJ: TWO WOMEN TALKING IN HEAVEN 1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie. 2nd Woman: Hello! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st Woman: I froze to death. 2nd Woman: How awful! 1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV. 1st Woman: So what happened? 2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.