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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11327)	9/1/1999 1:39:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) of 49025

"English Well Speeched Here" Part II A dentist's doorway in Istanbul proclaims: "American dentist, 2th floor. Teeth extracted by latest methodists." The concierge in a Sorrento hotel lets guests know he's on the job: "Contact the concierge immediately for informations. Please don't wait last minutes then it will be too late to arrange any inconveniences." Some German hospitals now display the sign: "No children allowed in the maternity wards." The sign at the concierge's desk in an Athens hotel reads: "If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager." A sign in a Kowloon hotel warns: "Is forbidden to steal hotel towels. Please if you are not person to do such is please not to read notice." Visitors in Czechoslovakia are invited by the tourist agency to: "Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages." A Rome laundry suggests: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." A London eatery advertised for help this way: "Wanted : man to wash dishes and two waitresses." {Geez, I think they'd speak English in London! - LadyHawke} A notice in a Vienna hotel urges: "In case of fire do your utmost to alarm the hall porter."