Occupation/Title: I openly confess my recollection of David Hume was the very thing which many years ago first interrupted my dogmatic slumber and gave my investigations in the field of speculative philosophy a quite new direction. - - Immanuel Kant, Prolegomena
College: (Hell is other people) + (No man is an island) = (Life's a bitch) - - Cardiff Garcia
Favorite Stocks: I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending. - - Dorothy Parker
Interests and Hobbies: Understand, I wasn't a pariah because I was a drug-addicted, alcoholic, rotten person and not a good mother. I was a pariah because I lit them with a harsh fluorescent light and rendered them as contemptible as they really are. - - Julia Phillips
Additional Info: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though. - - Omar
