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Let us laugh..Tell us a joke!
Here is a starter..
One restaurant put an ad .. we can make anything you order..if we can not make it, we will pay you $50.
One guy wanted to make quick fifty bucks. He went to the restaurant, called a waiter, thought for a long time before placing an order to make sure whatever he orders can not be filled...
Finally he said, " Bring me ... elephant's ...ear's ...sandwich"
"Oh no..", said the waiter,"That we can not make .. OK .. you win .. we will pay you $50"
The man was pleased with himself!
"So..", the man said with a big winning smile,"you don't have elephant's ear, huh?"
"Actually we do have elephant's ear", said the waiter,"but we are just out of BIG BREAD to make its sandwich"